Mort Stories Options

[sin]

[23:23] * Mort takes a book off of the Mort bookcase and begins to read...
[23:23] <Mort> What was that?
[23:23] <Mort> Mort 's peaceful weekend was interrupted by lucy running into the room shouting "My big stick with nails in it blew up "
[23:23] <Mort> Mort then went to children's playground with june to lick themself a nice green time
[23:23] <Mort> 2 brownies it took to burn teh lion. But we succeeded.
[23:24] <Mort> It was coran returning, splendidly dressed, with a boy in one hand and a special button in the other.
[23:24] <Mort> a pile of years later, they all flew jealously to work, while Mort and his friends had the oppurtunity to push the evil june
[23:24] <Mort> a minute later, in the the local shop, a spherical 5 litres of Halfords 10W-40 digested
[23:24] <Mort> They were oblgied to sit on taht day udner an astuodning bagette in America, for there were no 1.5 pies near.
[23:24] <Mort> Mort wished that he had a pint of his own
[23:24] <Mort> And I never felt the same way about Loki again
[23:24] <sin> ROFL: My big stick with nails in it blew up
[23:24] <sin> my god: a boy in one hand and a special button in the other
[23:25] * sin always wondered what happened to that .5 pie
[23:25] <sin> Astraeus, where is the .5 pie?
[23:25] <Astraeus> Pluto.
[23:25] <sin> Astraeus, what is it at pluto?
[23:25] <Astraeus> linux
[23:25] <sin> [23:24] <Mort> And I never felt the same way about Loki again <--- neither did we
[23:27] <Loki> O.o
[23:27] <sin> Mort read me a story
[23:27] * Mort takes a book off of the Mrot bookcase and begins to read...
[23:27] <Mort> The story begins many years ago, in the bed with Animal where
[23:27] <Mort> Mort was reatngi alone wehn eh ahd an idea!
[23:27] <sin> mrot?
[23:27] <Mort> Mort turned to some green martian and said "This cant be good..."
[23:27] <Mort> London was lined with flat badgers all made of beds.
[23:27] <Mort> Even the sky above the US had a cold tint.
[23:27] <Mort> Dr. bunny was about to reply when suddenly they came to another better computer across the forest. But this one was so broken and blue that Mort knew at once he could not dance across it.
[23:27] <Mort> The sides were so stinky that none of them could digest down, and for a moment it seemed that their journey must end.
[23:27] <Mort> Suddenly, a boot crashed to the ground from the sky!
[23:27] <Mort> "Step inside," answered Astraeus, "and I will touch you"
[23:27] <Mort> grrr +space
[23:27] <Mort> We had a similaradventure when we explored the caves, but that's another story for another time
[23:27] <Mort> grrr +space
[23:27] <Mort> panties
[23:27] <Astraeus> *boing*
[23:28] * sin wonders why Animal is in bed with mort
[23:28] * Mort giggles like the little school girl he is
[23:28] <sin> ...
[23:28] <sin> the better computer was broken?
[23:29] <sin> Astraeus, are you touching people again without permission?
[23:29] <Astraeus> Nope - that's ZeroBot 's job