The Kissing Language... Options

[sin]

wtf... im reading through this shit and thinking... "omg, ________ does that to me all the time... wtf?!" (winking, staring into my eyes) if this is true, it certainly creeps me out. i even have clients who *try* to kiss me, one actually got me the other day. and when they hug me, they dont want to let go. sometimes i wonder if im the only person that cares about them, loves them for who they are, sees past their disabilities, treats them like a friend instead of someone i have to work with/for...

i heard in a behavior therapy conference yesterday the following words: "If you do not get *at least* a dozen hugs a day, you might as well be dead (psychologically and emotionally)."

Anyway! on to what i intended this post to be:

If a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about.

a kiss. . .
on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
on the hand------------------"i adore you"
on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"

holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"
a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
playing with hair on head---------"tell me you love me"
arms around the waist ------------"i love you too much to let go"
laughing while kissing--------------"i am completly comfortable w/you"

=advice=
When you kissing someone, close your eyes! It's not nice to stare.

[maxnmike]

OK, then what does a kiss on the inside of the knee mean?