A Night In Vienna Options

[Gimpi]

So for my writing class we had to take a news article and turn it into a fairy tale. I decided to write about Paris Hilton's arrest.

Enjoy.

There once was a beautiful princess in the far away land of Best Western. This princess, Vienna, was the most talented and intelligent princess the throne had ever seen! She studied Quantum Physics in her spare time when she wasn't busy reading stories to the orphans. Not only did the princess study very complicated material and give back to the community, she was also the most talented actress in the land! Vienna had her own TV show on the educational channel called The Hard Life where she traveled to various communities throughout the country and donated her time to help the less fortunate. Not only was she a star of the television, her first feature film, A Night in Vienna - a film about how to lead a pure and virginal life – was a pounding and climactic success made evident by its huge VHS and DVD sales.

One day, our lovely princess was on her way home from helping one-legged puppies with AIDS play fetch after their owners (who kicked them, mind you) abandoned them when suddenly her hybrid vehicle was motioned to the side of the road by the police! Vienna who was clearly sober (the princess would never poison her body with such putrid and disgusting things, like drugs and alcohol) complied with everything the police asked of her. Much to Vienna's shock, the police arrested her on the spot! How could this be?! The purest of the pure, saint of a princess being arrested for driving while under the influence! The princess knew she was innocent and that this work must have been done by the evil and hot princess from the neighboring country of Crotchshot – Lindsay Lohan!

After all was said and done, our lovely and innocent princess was sentenced to spend 45 days in the town's jail. Because of this, Vienna's name was ruined! No longer could she act in powerful and meaningful roles. No longer was she allowed to comfort the one legged orphans who's parents kicked them – or their pets.

Her life was ruined. Princess Vienna was banished from her throne and kicked out of Best Western. She was forced to roam the countryside going from village to village to survive under the false name of Paris. Finally, she came upon what would be her new home, Bannination. There, her life fell into horrid downward spiral. She fell into a world of drugs, alcohol and meaningless sex. And we all lived happily ever after (besides Vienna/Paris, of course).

fin.

[maxnmike]

that's pretty good and I hope she makes a lot of new "friends" while in jail.