Two Senior Ladies |
Two Senior Ladies |
Jul 17 2006, 03:41 PM
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the closet father Group: ClosetAdmin Posts: 260 Joined: 20-April 05 Member No.: 8 |
Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high
school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school; did you manage to live a well planned life?" "Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher, and now I'm married to a mortician." Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?" "One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!" |
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